waaah its already time to go to work where did the day gooooo
deucebowl: How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
[W]hen we launch in a territory the Bittorrent traffic drops as the Netflix...– Ted Sarandos, Chief Content Officer at Netflix (via laliberty) Look, someone who gets it. (via knitmeapony) This is the first time I have EVER heard someone in the industry who actually knows what’s going on. (via starshipdown)
bedpole: wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less
i dont understand why people still tag hate posts id like to look at posts about things i like please thanks go away now
My mom just sent me a text that says ‘call me when you get off work. It involves fried rice.’ I’m both excited and worried
there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life
yesterday i was talking to someone and i said something like ‘oh yeah my 13 year old little brother…” and she was like ‘wait, 13? year old little brother? how old are you???’ she thought i was 14 IM 20
I WAS IN A BAD MOOD BUT THEN STEVEN UNIVERSE AAAA
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
FINALLY DRAW A THING THAT I LIKE PHOTOSHOP CRASHES
have you ever been so obsessed with something that it made you angry because you physically cannot shut the fuck up about it
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"
cute elf boys cute elf boys all i want in life is cute elf boysss